overdeveloped and undersized
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oversized and underdeveloped
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pick one......
we have both
| Monday, May 30, 2005 |
| Black Hole |
There is a place that is sucking men...
It's a black hole, Men go in and they do not come out, they are heard from but never seen or felt again. This ominous place is otherwise known as the "Miami Home", they currently hold the entire western stock of men ages 18-55 *wink* and there is no word as to how negotiations are working out between their home and ours. They took our precious, our most prized member of the Harem, and they gave us nothing in return, They have also terminated all contact with the Harem since they now have what they want, I"m upset and I demand a trade!!!!
Tina precious was worth more than they could ever repay, but since they have no intention of giving her back, I will just have to settle for oh say....10 men.
They, of course, would have to live up to the afore posted critera and would have to be willing wild wolly workers for Jesus. They would have to perform various Harem Duties, none of which would be me, as I am fasting any sort of Sexual contact with every species known to mankind.
I am asking for 10 men, if you would like to negotiate this price, feel free to post your idea of what a fair trade would be, I await it with bated breath...... |
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| Sunday, May 29, 2005 |
| ...I ate too much... |
I thought I needed to post something to keep myself from being labled as a unfaithful blogger....eh, who cares. I am an unfaithful blogger. Bite me.
Today was a glorious W&R. We went out to eat at Soup Plantation, and seeing as it was free day and I didn't have anything better to do, I stuffed myself....what an idiot I am. I look like I'm 5 months pregnant and feel like I just digested an elephant...whole.
I'll never learn.
I am currently wearing the biggest, baggiest t-shirt I could find in hopes that it will hide my expanding waistline until I digest that darn elephant...
On another note, I had great wordtime this morning.
This is a great quote I found today. I'm posting it in hopes that it'll touch someone else's heart like it touched mine.
"When the Devil smashes your life and leaves you in broken pieces, God can come in, take those pieces, and create the most beautiful stained glass window the world has ever seen. God loves to turn our every impossibility into the most wonderful opportunity you have ever had."
I'm a stained glass window...neat man, neat.
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| Saturday, May 28, 2005 |
| Harem Duties |
Being in a Harem isn't all girlie stuff, for example today, I washed Four cars and Waxed two of them too!!! My arm is currently hanging on by a thread, and under my skin is probably a bunch of torn mucles, I know this isn't paticularly enticing to hear but I'm getting to my point which is "ahem".......
We need men!!! Not just to wax the cars and take out the garbage (although that would be useful) but they would also need to perfom Harem duties which are sometimes plesant....... so if you're interested you must be, Blonde but dark, tall but not too tall but definetly over 6'4, You'd have to be Italian/Canadian/Australian/Irish/Atlantican (the city that sank) /Spanish/Asian, and you must have an American passport so that you wouldn't have to make visa trips.
You would also need to be a cuddly person cause we have people who like that...You'd also have to be into wrestling cause we have people who like that too. You'd have to be between ages 18-55 (you know who I'm talking about) you'd also have to be hairless but slightly hairy cause ....no wait no one here likes that (no offense to hairy people, we're sure you're awesome) You'd have to be into working out but also into eating junk food and other activities, but you must be ready to stop at any time no matter what your activity and make time to get us a cup of water cause we're eating and feeling to lazy to do so, you must also be a, Aries/Aquarian/Leo/Pices/Taurus/Sag, with a Gemini moon and a Cancer rising.
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| Friday, May 27, 2005 |
| Blog? What's a Blog? |
Yea, so here I am sitting all peachy and everything one fine unsunny day, when I hear roars of laughter coming from our adjoining room...not one to sit idle while there's fun afoot, I of course had to go investigate. My dear Harem master/mistress it seems had decided to create a blog in our honor (so sweet of her)...ahem...although I was quite appalled at her picture of choice for a certain link on here...YES I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT NIGHTMARE ONE....whew, those were not pretty pictures running though my head for hours afterwards...I think I'll live though.
All hail the master Harem Mistress!! I bow before your excellence....though not your choice of photos...
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| posted by Woozers @ 11:50 AM |
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| Of Harems and...other stuff |
This is my first post as a member of the Harem, I am but a small part of the makeup of our large and in charge Harem, Chuck is our master, we loves her.
Now when you think of a Harem....sex may come to mind, but in our case I belive Harem stands for ......... Hot Arses Reaching Extreme Menopause.
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