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overdeveloped and undersized
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oversized and underdeveloped
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pick one......
we have both
| Monday, May 30, 2005 |
| Black Hole |
There is a place that is sucking men...
It's a black hole, Men go in and they do not come out, they are heard from but never seen or felt again. This ominous place is otherwise known as the "Miami Home", they currently hold the entire western stock of men ages 18-55 *wink* and there is no word as to how negotiations are working out between their home and ours. They took our precious, our most prized member of the Harem, and they gave us nothing in return, They have also terminated all contact with the Harem since they now have what they want, I"m upset and I demand a trade!!!!
Tina precious was worth more than they could ever repay, but since they have no intention of giving her back, I will just have to settle for oh say....10 men.
They, of course, would have to live up to the afore posted critera and would have to be willing wild wolly workers for Jesus. They would have to perform various Harem Duties, none of which would be me, as I am fasting any sort of Sexual contact with every species known to mankind.
I am asking for 10 men, if you would like to negotiate this price, feel free to post your idea of what a fair trade would be, I await it with bated breath...... |
posted by Poochies @ 9:07 PM  |
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| 11 Comments: |
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HAHAHA I say let them keep there men. We'll find our own.
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They're alright..but hey we can survive.
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it's not about the men, it's about stealing!!!! and fair trade to make up for the stealing :D
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You guys are soooo lame. All the comments are coming from like 2 people inlike 2 homes. Pathetic I say. I wish you were 5 star
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good stuff here.
black hole indeed. trade of 10 to 1?? u must be insane. if thats the case i want a refund.
either that or u show up here in said black hole for negotiations and then alls fair..
and as for our ceasing contact.. we attribute that to your fault in losing your spine..aka..Jamie.
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We are not insane Gabe and I highly doubt that you want a refund...but since we don't want "WAR" between the homes and since we have no Plan of Attack anyway...why don't we just all stay in the Spirit and be the Salt of the Earth....cheers dude!!! I'll come down to 9 on my price tag *grin*
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Well well, nice to see the action at this blog! But of course, my ex-Harem is never a dull place.
Gabe, I must agree with Poochies @ the trade, you can't be selfish and hog all the guys. However, poochies, you must run with my idea of a lovely vacation/road trip to miami. Then you give them a taste of the pleasures, I'm sure they'll follow you back home. YAY!
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Hey, if they would like to taste my pleasures they will first, have to wait till I'm done with my fast, and secondly they would have to come to me, thats just how I work.... and for those of you who have seen me work in other ways ...be silent, be still.
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ah hahaha...hum... i know nothing
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There is life outside the States you know.
There are places in the world where the haremites could learn what a harem is all about...
bah.. who am I kidding.. they don't REALLY want to be a real harem with REAL harem outfits, in a home full of single guys, do they?
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HAHAHA I say let them keep there men. We'll find our own.