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overdeveloped and undersized
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oversized and underdeveloped
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pick one......
we have both
| Saturday, May 28, 2005 |
| Harem Duties |
Being in a Harem isn't all girlie stuff, for example today, I washed Four cars and Waxed two of them too!!! My arm is currently hanging on by a thread, and under my skin is probably a bunch of torn mucles, I know this isn't paticularly enticing to hear but I'm getting to my point which is "ahem".......
We need men!!! Not just to wax the cars and take out the garbage (although that would be useful) but they would also need to perfom Harem duties which are sometimes plesant....... so if you're interested you must be, Blonde but dark, tall but not too tall but definetly over 6'4, You'd have to be Italian/Canadian/Australian/Irish/Atlantican (the city that sank) /Spanish/Asian, and you must have an American passport so that you wouldn't have to make visa trips.
You would also need to be a cuddly person cause we have people who like that...You'd also have to be into wrestling cause we have people who like that too. You'd have to be between ages 18-55 (you know who I'm talking about) you'd also have to be hairless but slightly hairy cause ....no wait no one here likes that (no offense to hairy people, we're sure you're awesome) You'd have to be into working out but also into eating junk food and other activities, but you must be ready to stop at any time no matter what your activity and make time to get us a cup of water cause we're eating and feeling to lazy to do so, you must also be a, Aries/Aquarian/Leo/Pices/Taurus/Sag, with a Gemini moon and a Cancer rising.
Any Takers???? |
posted by Poochies @ 6:22 PM  |
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Heh, yeah.
I can feel it, Hell is freezing over, your wishes are coming true, they cancelled Christmas and the easter bunny is dead.
In that order.
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Hahahaha - I love you Poochies!!!! I'm on a scout for men to fit that exact order, and as soon as I find one you should expect a very large UPS packet coming your way! ;)
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Blonde but dark. (Check--I can dye, and you didn't specify where.)
Tall but not too tall but definetly over 6'4 (Check--again, you didn't specify where)
You'd have to be Italian...(Check) American passport (Check)
be a cuddly person (Check--ask my teddy bear)
be into wrestling (Check--ask Larry the Cucumber)
be between ages 18-55 (Check)
be hairless (Check--when I'm done with the Epilady)
be into working out but also into eating junk food (Check--and they cancel each other out)
be ready to stop at any time no matter what your activity and make time to get us a cup of water cause we're eating and feeling to lazy to do so (Damn, you got me there. Too bad. So sad)
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Love, if I were only a man... i would fullfill all your dreams!!!
Though seriously I agree with ambie... blond?...and heh heh... yes.. new years..very good memory for you I'm sure!!
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Mike you're SO CLOSE to being the perfect man!!!! heck I'll overlook some things for you ;)
and ladies...Silence is so very golden.
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They say that the small, dark haired guys make up for it in stamina.
It's got to count for something.
Grins, giggles, skips away, trips, dies.
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I dislike the sunsign restrictions.
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Heh, yeah.
I can feel it, Hell is freezing over, your wishes are coming true, they cancelled Christmas and the easter bunny is dead.
In that order.